Every Valentine’s day it’s the same story of ‘Singles’ taking a dig over love-struck couples and couples feeling pity over the loneliness of ‘Singles’.
Does not matter, we are here to wish a Happy Valentine’s day to everyone, because no one will be spared this season.
For all the singles out there (No, we are not abusing you)
Ab tak na ho paya, to ab kese hoga bitwa?
We have an idea for you to celebrate Valentine’s day. Join Bajrang Dal rally!
I have a poem for you
Roses are red, violets are blue
Vodka costs less than dinner for two
Jo ladki tumhare “good morning” ka reply kar de, usey girlfriend nahi kehte
Sari ladkiyan committed
Sare ladke single
Me: BC! Ye commit kisse ho rhi hain
For all the committed couples out there (yes, there exists a world outside you two)
Seriously? I just cannot find the logic behind spending loads of money, bearing tantrums, fighting incessantly and to going through emotional lows.. just to brag about being in a relationship?
So, what is your ‘baby’ gifting you this year? Yeah, not another baby, I hope!
Couples be like:
“No, you hang up first”
Me: Dude! I am gonna smash that phone on the floor!
Couples: Babu Shona Mona
Me: Chup bhi karo na
Har mahine anniversary celebrate karne walo..
Janta maaf ni kregi
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